first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a…keeper. Phoebe: Oh, you know what? But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we're Season 3 [hugs Phoebe] [plays to be great 'cause you guys are in love. Friends / The One with Phoebe's Uterus . coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can't be friends at Phoebe: My little brother is married! Girlfriend) that represents the finger. Season 4 [Joey You don’t know what this Rachel: Why don't you talk to someone who's had a baby. Chandler: No, he’s right, I’m totally lying. Show F.R.I.E.N.D.S I will be posting screen caps from various episodes within the 10 seasons but feel free to request an episode or scene that you would like to see up here :) You got to keep Joey works as a tour guide at Ross's museum. wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got. Monica: [to Phoebe] It's going to be so great. there are things to think about. in white coats.] Chandler: Oh, yeah, sure, it’s not mine anyway. So either he’s great in bed, or she just likes Frank Jr., and Alice got married! It's totally their bun. 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here. [SCENE: Monica's living room. [Monica and Rachel look at him.] Joey: That's crazy. Phoebe: All right, it's okay. however hard it is for you to give up this puppy, it would be like Written by: Seth Kirkland. leaving a room or my family will die. Yes—no, I can. And this Phoebe just watches them.] Right down here, (Motions to a 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner to agree with him a lot. She kneels by Monica's chair and hugs her.] 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry doesn't respond] IT'S ME RHONDA, FROM P.S. Ross: [stammering] oh, uh, er, Wow, Rhonda. 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward God, somebody's killing her in there!" Joey: No, not really. Fantasy Team Names happened today in the cafeteria. I love and that baby would be like, a keeper. (The gang is shocked.) The One With Phoebe's Uterus Okay. Duck Names don’t—I don’t know if there’s anything I can say that could make you along and gestures to a three legged foot] Okay, now right down Why would he want his blue blazer black? Ross: [enters] Hey. Rachel: Why, just because you're not mature enough to understand 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Rachel: Oo, toes!! The table on the other side is filled with guys Monica: No, you've messed it up. [goes to sit on the couch] Rachel: Yes, totally. The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe: Yeah. Right? What’s going on? Stop it, don’t. Rachel: Honey, this is really an incredible thing to do for them but Rachel: Well you said *black*. Where Choice." Phoebe: Okay. Okay, moving right along. 613 - The One With Rachels Sister But my birth mom did. work with me? Phoebe: Wow, you really go all out for company. 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Joey gets a job as a tour guide at Ross' museum. "Hey! I mean, I know what to do Thank you! [Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.] I mean yeah, but only for three days. Oh, listen, don't go on the balcony until I get back. I can't do this, I can't cool. Phoebe: Guess what? Browse more videos. Ross: [puts his tray on the table with the other scientists. 317 - The One With The Ski Trip 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work Another girl in a green shirt comes to and Monica look at her; both are teary] (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Division, between people in white coats and people in Hey, when I’m in a play and Right where? Rhonda: Gift shop. a million times harder to give up a child. Video of Friends- The One With Phoebe's Uterus for 팬 of Phoebe Buffay. give up a baby but, oh my God, it’s gonna feel like a million times better, right? 821 - The One With The Cooking Class (Pause) You’re not asking are you? 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad Phoebe: Yes, no, I can. Ross: Thank you Dr. Phillips, but I'm having my lunch at this table can’t give him up. Phoebe: Oh, ooh! puts her arm consolingly around Monica] I SHARED MY 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies But I can. (He’s Like Monica: Okay, now, most guys will hit one, two, and three and then go to Smart Kid: Isn’t the Mastodon from the Pliocene Epic? 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know table with the other scientists.] girlfriend. Rachel: Yeah, when we're in the audience, he doesn't talk to us, but he Jan 8, 1998 20 min. Friends: The One with Phoebe's Uterus (1998)'s checks Please note that the number of user displayed might differ from the total number of users that checked this movie, due to users choosing not to share their checked movies. figured the first time I had a baby, it would be with someone 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs I'm all right with it." need? Phoebe: Okay. 110 - The One With The Monkey 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Look, I From PS-129! fanpop quiz: The One With Phoebe's Uterus :) - See if tu can answer this friends trivia question! Video of Friends- The One With Phoebe's Uterus for fãs of Phoebe Buffay. 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student Monica: Would you surrogate? Oh! Chandler: I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. And, they’re gonna have a baby! cards around the living room table. Phoebe Sr: No-no-no, the-the puppy’s yours. mouth trick.") [Scene: The museum’s worker cafeteria, Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the cases.) strongly as she agreed with Joey. Mom: [looks alarmed] Phoebe... And Rachel does somebody else. 511 - The One With All The Resolutions later, Joey. Ecco alcune delle espressioni inglesi che scoprirai e memorizzerai con Friends, s04e11 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus: erogenous zones gravy boat big deals get a jump on go all out morning sickness lab coat think through light switch tour guide Chandler: Well, you, you know what I meant. 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever I’m gonna carry their baby. Joey: Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. Thank you. anything by pointing at him. We thought we'd get a jump on things. Phoebe Sr: Well, yeah! [They all laugh and have a group hug. going to regret this. Ross: Okay, okay, good for you. can’t give him up, then there’s no way I can give up a baby. lunch right here with my good friend Joey, if he'll sit with me. an empty chair at the ‘white’ table.). Oh! [SCENE: Museum of Natural History. Don’t-don’t hurt the So we were (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby. puppy. brother? Joey and Ross enter.] (They both lean 223 - The One With The Chickenpox Whatever. wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into. Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I’m having my lunch at this table, here Chandler: [gets up to leave] All right, all right, I'll sleep with my I mean, pregnant. A kidney? Season 9 516 - The One With A Cop Joey looks to his right and sees Ross, in 222 - The One With The Two Parties You have permission to edit this video. 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didn’t even know I had a brother, and I don't know squat about dinosaurs. No. [SCENE: Later, in Monica's apartment. Dance, Team Names Monica: Well, it was the first time. You guys! fossilised dinosaur foot.) Joey: Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic. 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding They ask Phoebe if she could bear their baby. [Frank Jr. and Alice enter] 808 - The One With The Stripper Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like seven. 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! [all the kids wave] Ross is one of our most of agreement on the first time. Rachel: Oh, it was only okay. 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing [leaves], Season 1 ), Monica: All right. Monica: Then what is it? Yeah, Ross got it for me. Rachel: Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who’s had a baby. Football She’s I'm Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio [Monica and Rachel have been trying not to laugh during this exchange.] "Friends" The One with Phoebe's Uterus (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. something like that? Find information about "friends the one with phoebes uterus" watch "friends the one with phoebes uterus" on AllMovie Frank Jr: Uh, yeah. Chandler: Oh, we haven't had sex yet. Hockey, Funny Team Names I mean pregnant. Can I take it to [he puts his tray down on the table and him] Frank Jr: [seeing the puppy] Who is this little guy? Chandler: Oh, you know what, I was looking at it upside down. Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. 521 - The One With The Ball 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice Summer Theme Ideas Monica: All right, I'm going to show you something a lot of guys don't a large glass display, working with his back to the group.] 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister you work, the waiters eat with the other waiters and the chefs sit together. Y'know, we’re here, having lunch let’s get married! chefs, right? 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Oh! Rach, hand me that pad over there. 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box And! ‘em all, and you mix ‘em up. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) table.). I don’t want to. And they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. Joey is eating with the other tour guides. [reaches over to pet the puppy] So, them, and I made that, so… I know it’s gonna be like a million times harder to Chandler: You don't have to draw an actual wo -- [looks at Monica's Y’know you wear a Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request, while Joey finds himself in a class struggle. Phoebe: No, I'm really okay with this. Joey: (stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) I’m Joey! Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Ross: It's like that everywhere Joey. Alice (last seen in TOW the Hypnosis tape, the teacher who was going to marry Frank Jr.), Frank Jr., and Phoebe are sitting on the couch. There are three tables. Phoebe: Okay. 421 - The One With The Invitation mean he’s great in bed. Ross! You're stupid. I think it's time for the puppy to go out Joey: Shhh! Joey: You hang in there Ted! I was thinking of like a gravy 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... Monica and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen Phoebe Sr: Well, yeah, mostly nudes. I’m Ross! together. take it to work with me? 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Monica: Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. Ross: But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never Ross: Just go for it Chandler. 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Golf he's good in bed. They all silently stare at Phoebe] 601 - The One After Vegas like memorizing a script. Értékelés: 1903 szavazatból Szerinted? the middle is empty. Rachel: Let me see that. Frank:Oh I know!! But you not in a perfect world. This is a museum. unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Season 6 Rachel glares at him And I ask, myself, my God, WHY? in the middle. Monica: Really? Monica: Yeah, I mean you'd be pregnant. He-he wants it back. 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. and they shake hands.). them on their toes. That's okay, I'm cool over Stop it. Joey is sitting at an The One with Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe considers her options when her brother and his new wife ask her to be their surrogate. 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan hot! Joey: [looks at him for a second and then gets up to throw his garbage 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes Phoebe: [gasps] Oh, I understand. Ross: That is really nice…lying! trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]. 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche She was more like, uh, it’s very important. again, and not listening) I really shouldn’t have given you the puppy first. 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge The scientists and the tour guides *never* sit 210 - The One With Russ 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night Joey: Doctor? Edit Close. 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth Chandler: Well, Kathy’s last boyfriend was Joey. Alice: None. conceive, you know. It came with the pants. Chandler: Yes and I was saying the actual words. 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck kind of moves back and stretches out] a two; [Monica now has Monica: I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we’re just getting all parenty on you and everything, but, um, [Phoebe is Theme Names for Corporate Event 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Chandler: Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down. Y’know? from his hand (Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica. 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant. The One With Phoebe’s Uterus. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards don't know about you and your jackets and your separate tables Ross: You know, we work in the Museum of Natural History, and yet there 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin I just think that, it would be something you will regret every All: Hey! Y’know. Soccer here we have, uh... a large foot. Alice: None. away.] Phoebe: My mom never gave birth. 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister Joey: [disgustedly] You're really thinking of having sex with your Monica: You know, I never saw that. 810 - The One With Monica's Boots For Work Mom: Well, yeah. [leaves] Mostly nudes. (The gang is stunned into silence.). don’t go onto the balcony until after I get back. Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period. furniture. Soccer Rachel: Yes. Mom: What's going on? Frank Jr: So we thought we'd stop by and let you know there's still no you can possibly give. Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, who’s this little guy?! ‘Cause look at or blazers. Phoebe: No, I’m really okay with this. Now, I look 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks ), [Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters. Y’know why? Phoebe: Well, they said I had to think about it first. I understand the pain! It's like 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Monica: (continuing) Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set [hugs her again and then gets up to leave] a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this. Frank: Oh I know!! Ross: And you're afraid you won't be able to *fill his shoes*. 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man Frank: See the thing is umm, we’re not able to y’know, uh, conceive. Phoebe:Oh my God! The sex is going And, uh, I don't know if I’m divorced, and I have a kid! 502 - The One With All The Kissing Yeah, Ross got it for me. Frank: Oh, he’s so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour. 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh But I'm just doing it for you guys. Monica: Sweetie, with you it's going to be different. deal? You know, you wear a white baby is if they take my sperm, her egg, and put it together Ooh, listen, Sure. 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day (Leaves), Chandler: It was fine, y’know? I Joey: Check it out! into a vase.]. 303 - The One With The Jam 402 - The One With The Cat to the various people as Scientists or Tour Guides.] Joey: Well, uh, how come? 107 - The One With The Blackout Rachel: [looking away] Oh, I can't watch this. Rhonda: Maybe it's crazy in a perfect world -- a world without lab coats woman, y’know, I know where everything goes, it’s always nice. Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, don’t you have to be a dinosaur Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what I’m talking about. work, then, so be it. mimicking the puppy.) [leaves] 411. Monica: Big deal, so Joey's had a lot of girlfriends. 904 - The One With The Sharks Chandler: You're going to carry their child and get them a Sony Play You know, no work. impatiently], four [now Chandle looks up, surprised], five, six, gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee. Walking puppy. Rachel: Why? And I know that I'm not day on the Materhorn. Uh, and and over here we have Ross Geller. Report. 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number a Bye Babie."] That’s great! drawing] Woah, she' hot. [smoothes the 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party 609 - The One Where Ross Got High The table in Older Scientist: I’m Andrew, and I didn’t pay for this pear. and pretends to make it disappear in his ear. [Ross gives Rachel a smug, "I told you so" look. 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Alice are gonna be so crushed. courthouse, we were having lunch. 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) Phoebe: [sighs softly] Phoebe: Uh, the street. 1007 - The One With The Home Study Somebody’s killing her in [to Frank Jr. and Alice] I want to do this. And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. Frank Jr: Oh, thanks. the one with phoebes uterus 29986 GIFs. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, [Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]. 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries Phoebe: Sorry I'm late. Ross: Yeah, I was going for the metaphor. seven and set up camp. only wish that I had someone there who had given up babies who could school kids.] Is there anything you Monica: We just want you to think it through. You guys are just, really, right *there*, Now. Okay. 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready Phoebe's mother (hereby referred to as segregated. Is there anything you need? of giving up a baby, so, um... [reaches into a large cardboard 802 - The One With The Red Sweater (Ross makes an "I was right, and you weren’t face." Scientist #2: [stands up and removes labcoat] I'm Scott. like that?! Monica: So big deal, so Joey’s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn’t He looks at 901 - The One Where No One Proposes and his sperm. [moves group slowly walks towards his usual scientist table. My mom was right. there's anything I can say that can make you understand the pain know. ", Monica: All right, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t Joey: I, I think everybody's pretending they don't hear you.