Harold runs over to them. The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. I hope Im not interrupting, but Im told youre the one to talk to about anogre problem? 7561111-9. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. SHREK: We passed that bush three times already! Come on, little kitty. Out from the cup comes a magical dust in the shape of heart, which then dissipates. 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. Shrek looks up to see the back of Harold who is talking with Doris. Be sure and use small words, dear. I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. Dont you, honey? DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. Suddenly they are in a spacious room. DONKEY: Oh come on, Shrek, dont feel bad. An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves. Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. They love me. Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. Happy, happy, happy! They head up the avenue and towards the palace further up the road. FIONA'S BEDROOM. Donkey kicks into a faster pace and towards the Far Far Away Palace. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. The are now in snowy mountains. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. Can I get a "whoop-whoop"? DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? Off in the distance they see the large kingdom of Far Far Away. They stop laughing after neither Harold nor Lillian join in. Happiness, comfort and beauty divine.". What did I tell you? DONKEY: All right, all right, I get it. Her glasses and wand drop to the ground. Pinocchio! FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. ANNOUNCER: Well, the abs are fab and its gluteus to the maximus here at tonights Far, Far Away Royal Ball Blowout! GODMOTHER: Ugh, youd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold. Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. The carriage is stopped at a drive-thru window. PUSS: We will cheer you up! His stomach starts rumbling, and Puss and Donkey take cover behind a fallen log. Shrek nervously chuckles as they pass by a few men carrying pitchforks. Down here! Harold tries to start walking back but Lillian urges him forward. The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything! Shrek swings down the chain to the drawbridge and knocks over the three guards that were pulling on it. The whole tavern gasps and Hook stop playing. JEROME: Uh a little. LILLIAN: I havent. It is a sequel to the previous film . All right! Youre still going to be king. After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Ohno ogres. [mimics Shrek roaring]. Harold continues to walk away but Fiona keeps up. The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. German Wikipedia. Quotes taken from "Shrek 2". Shrek looks at down at his hands and gasps, noticing they are now human hands. A spotlight shines on the two and Fiona stops to look back. FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! GODMOTHER: No no no no, thats all right. I dont get it, Shrek. Por favor! They can hear the Godmother behind it as well as the source of the flashes. A woman in the distance floats inside of a bubble and begins to sing. Head em up! It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. Shrek drops to his knees and clutches the area. He enters the Dragon's Keep. It's been years! Shrek 2 | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Incomplete Transcripts, Shrek Movies, DreamWorks Animation Transcripts, and 19 more Shrek 2 Edit Contents 1 Transcript 2 See Also Transcript This transcript isn't tidy! GODMOTHER: Theyll write your name on the bathroom wall. GODMOTHER: You better get in. FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! Harold looks down with a guilty look on his face. Ill be giggling to myself. Look at the pony! The dance floor is empty, except for Shrek and Fiona still slow dancing. An alarm sounds and red lights flash. My mother, she is sick. With an annoyed look on his face, Donkey follows them. I dont think they can hear us, pigeon. Why are you grabbing me?! CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Outside by the entrance, a pair of guards are interrogating the Headless Horseman. A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. We dont want to hit traffic! (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! Donkey eyes Puss suspiciously as he whispers into Shrek's ear. HAROLD: No, no, hes right. I shouldve stayed. FIONA'S BEDROOM. SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me! The mouse lands with a thud. Right away. Mongo starts to giggle and follow Donkey. Maximum strength. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. Larry: Wow. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. Id give anything to have him back. Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. The furniture move back to their original positions. Shrek 2 is an action-adventure video game published by Activision and released in 2004. HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. Shrek takes takes Fiona's hand and starts walking forward. HAROLD: I mean you cant force someone to fall in love! I dont want to die. She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. The noble steed. Watching on from the side, Harold is facepalming and Lillian looks at him. Ill watch that wicked witch come and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. Its all right! SHREK: Quick! He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. Fiona: Donkey! / And oh, what the hey! I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. A cheering crowd is gathered in front of the palace, filling up the entirety of the square. To the castle! Shrek 2 (Trailer) Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. HAROLD: I dont know what came over me. I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans. Puss screams. German Wikipedia. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are hidden further up the road. But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. Yeah, Imma keep watch. You are a lot easier on the eyes. Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. The Happily Ever After Potion! no2004055143. SHREK: I know! Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. Perhaps its best if we just call the whole thing off, okay? Ill park the car. DONKEY: Hey, baby! Thats something no amount of potion will ever change. JOAN: What the heck are the crumbs for? Thanks for waiting. Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management Shrek yells through the bars of the door. The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead. She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. II wont do it. DONKEY: Thats real smooth, Shrek. Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! Ow! Srie Shrek Shrek 2 (2004) Pour plus de dtails, voir Fiche technique et Distribution Shrek est un film d' animation amricain en images de synthse ralis par Andrew Adamson et Vicky Jenson et sorti en 2001 . And oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom. I was so hoping you would approve. HAROLD: uh, we, we make this a quick visit. NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! Oh! And dont worry, they're gonna love you too. FURNITURE: You want to dance, pretty boy? FIONA: Well, they might be a bit surprised. Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. DONKEY: Uno, dos, quatro, hit it! SHREK: Hello? 181295884. The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair. CHARMING: Oh, thank heavens. GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. SHREK: I just really need to make things work with this guy. GODMOTHER: Shu-shu-shu--shush, shush. He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. Shrek hears a muffled voice. Ill be your true love! HAROLD: Excellent idea! . HAROLD: (sarcastically) An ogre from a swamp. GODMOTHER: My diet is ruined! CHARMING: Mom, its me, Shrek. The page smacks him on the head with his scroll. SHREK: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! He sighs and leans his back to the door. Harold violently stabs into the lobster with a knife. You were supposed to give her the potion! Lillian is sitting in bed with a book in hand. At the doorway, a metal gate starts to lower down. Shrek takes his clothes, leaving both the nobleman and his son stranded in their undergarments. He knocks on the door and an eye peeks out. Harold and Lillian look on with concern. Well, heres to us, Fiona. SHREK: Look! Dont you want to see your wife? PUSS:Hey! You cannot make me cry! A sign reads "200 miles to Away". The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets. Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway. What--what did you say? I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. Youre supposed to say, I have the right to remain silent.! SHREK: No, no. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. This script is a transcript . In the morning Little Red Riding Hood knocks on the door, fleeing in terror after Shrek and Fiona answer the door. Will you honor me with a dance? Im blind! SHREK: Quit messing around! HAROLD: Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? FIONA: And we'll all live happily ever after! CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. 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